[on her idea to have Rose "cheat on" Miles] I have been giving it some serious thought, and I finally have come up with the perfect solution for your very sensitive problem with Miles.
What?
Cheat on him.
I can't cheat on Miles!
Well, maybe "cheat" isn't quite the right word. Just think of it as one night out with my rich friends from Texas.
Well, why isn't that cheating?
'Cause you're not gonna get caught. Come on, Rose, just think about it: a delicious dinner at an elegant restaurant, at night...
[pausing] You mean no coupons, Blanche?
No coupons, Rose.
Chefs who don't wear pirate hats?
I don't think so.
And he'll pay for everything, I don't have to leave the tip?!
That's right!
[singing happily] I'm gonna cheat on Mi-iles, I'm gonna cheat on Mi-iles!
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