Well, this is it! My last session with Stan and the psychiatrist. How do I look?
Oh, fine, why?
It's so hard to dress for a psychiatrist. You wear black, they think you're depressed. You wear red, they think you're angry.
You wear a negligee, they think you want to sleep with them.
Why aren't you arrested more?
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