So how was [your date], Blanche?
You might as well ask me to describe the glory of the great Smoky Mountains as they rise from the mist of the Carolina dawn!
They went to a sleazy motel.
Or the colours of the monarch butterfly spreading its wings as it emerges from the miracle of the cocoon!
She got him to pay for half the room.
Or the sturdy cypress, reaching heaven, tall and mighty and proud!
That one, I think, is pretty self-explanatory.
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