Martha and Sophia in “Not Another Monday”

Martha

I'd like to drink a toast. To Sophia, whom I hope I can count on.

Sophia

For what? Get your lips off Harvey and tell me what you want!

Martha

Since you mentioned it, I want you to do something for me. I want you to come over to my place tomorrow night.

Sophia

Oh, what is it, your birthday?

Martha

Sophia, there aren't going to be anymore birthdays.

Sophia

What are you telling me?

Martha

I have so many things wrong with me - arthritis, high blood pressure, angina, just to mention a few.

Sophia

Who doesn't? You can't get into a canasta game unless you have at least two debilitating diseases.