Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Okay, fine. [crying] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said that I was poop and that my cooking is poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
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