Mr Glascott and Adam in “Unfinished Business”

Mr Glascott

And that is how you perform CPR on a man. Whoa, Mr. Goldberg, what is that you have there? Is that another note?

What? You just...

Mr Glascott

You know the rule. If you get caught with a note, you have to stand up and read it out loud so that everybody can hear it.

[standing up and reading it aloud] "Hey, Adam. Who's your favorite teacher? I know mine's old Glascott. He's hip like us. Dude just gets it. Did you know he's in a funk-fusion band called Funk and Games? I heard he's playing at the farmer's market this weekend." I can't read any more. I'm just gonna eat it. [He is about to eat it]

Mr Glascott

You can't eat paper! It'll plug you up!