Barry and Erica in “Unfinished Business”

[on the phone] Hi. You've reached the Goldbergs. Leave a message.

Erica

Hey. I got a flat tire, and I need...

Ha! It's not the answering machine, you dumb idiot! It's actually me... Barry.

Erica

[sighs] It's me. I need Dad...

Gotcha again! It is the answering machine. Leave a message.

Erica

Damn it! I've got a flat tire, and I need Dad...

No, it's actually me, Barry, for real. So, what's the deal?

Erica

Barry, I will kill you! Put Dad on the...

But, seriously, leave a message at the beep.

Erica

Dad, I've got a flat...

Oh, my God. You're a dumb sack of crap.