Erica and Adam in “Unfinished Business”

Erica

Nerd, I need you to make an awesome video for Lainey's dad.

Holy balls! My first professional paid gig!

Erica

I'm not paying you.

Still a professional gig, though.

Erica

It's really not.

I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.

Erica

Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool, you know, macho.

We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.

Erica

What's with the "F"?

There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.

Erica

Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.