[voiceover] And so my brother was scheming to win over Bill. Meanwhile, my mom was about to get wise to my scheme.
MMailman
Got a package for Papa Smurfenstein.
I think you've got the wrong address.
MMailman
I suppose that means there's also no Inspector Gadget?
No.
MMailman
Gary Grayskill?
No.
MMailman
Snake Plotkin?
No.
MMailman
Ivan Drago?
No.
MMailman
John McClaneberg?
No.
MMailman
Hulk Hulkerstein?
No.
MMailman
General Zod?
No.
MMailman
Jean Claude Van Thunderdome?
What's going on?
MMailman
Let me guess. You have teenagers? Well, one of them's been using a lot of fake names to get free tapes.
Well, I think it's obvious who's responsible. [slamming the door]
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