Mmm, yeah, uh...
What is that? Is that a yes or a no?
Yeah... No...
You're mashing yes and no together. Speak clearly in English words.
No... yeah, uh...
Come on, Dad. You're Bill's best friend. Just talk to him for me.
Talk? We mostly sit in comfortable silence and drink.
You never once told him how cool or funny or athletic I am?
You know, it's never come up, and I don't think it ever will.
Can you at least tell him how good I am at getting all the shampoo out of my hair in the shower?
As a favor to you, no.
Did you tell him how I can palm a volleyball?
No, 'cause you can't do it consistently.
Tell him how good I am at all-you-can-eat shrimp. That red lobster hates me, tell him.
No.
Fine. If you're not gonna tell him about me, at least tell me about him.
All I can tell you is he likes cheesesteaks and the cowboys.
That's all you know about him?
Oh! He also likes John Denver.
Perfect.
Who are you? Dr. Doom?
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