Adult Adam, Erica and others in “Unfinished Business”

[voiceover] While Barry was happily distracted, I was focused on pulling off the biggest scam ever.

Erica

Dude, what are you doing?

I had a revelation. Why create one fake name and get 12 tapes, when you can create infinite fake names and get all the tapes?

Erica

Are you sure this is a good idea?

I've thought of everything, Erica. See, Columbia House has agents everywhere looking to collect their money. But I'll be one step ahead of them with this. Each of my phony identities has elaborately fleshed-out backstories that I've completely committed to memory.

Erica

Optimus O'Prime? Really, dude? Whose first name is Optimus?

This guy. He's a 41-year-old truck driver who spends his long nights on the road jamming to the soft-rock styling of Chicago.

Erica

Ugh, why?

Because I'm praying God, Erica. Meet Dr. Garth Vader Stein. He's got asthma and issues with his son. He's also got an insane love of Hall & Oates.

Erica

Well, we all have hobbies.

Next, meet Stu Voltron, age 43. He's a divorced vegetarian. The only thing he loves more than animals? Billy Joel.

Erica

I think maybe you should pump the brakes on your life of crime.

I think you should beat it, narc.

[gasps] Yay!