Okay, if you can pull this off with mom, you'll never have to dance again.
Are you insane? I can't do that!
And neither could Ferris Bueller's lame-ass sister. This is, until she learned how.
[This scene cuts to the swimming pool]
I'm in a pool. I don't want to be in a pool.
In a movie, they were in a lake. Would you rather be in a lake?
I'd rather be in my chair!
Put your hands up. I'll jump to you. You catch me.
1...2...3.
[Adam jumps to him but he jumps into the pool 3 times; then he jumps onto him]
Aah! My soft-belly meat!
I'm cold. Let's forget this.
This is your chance to make mom feel loved and delighted!
I'm freezing and miserable!
Don't you swim away from me! What is that, a doggy paddle? You're a grown man!
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