Yo, Erica! I've been practicing my freestyle. Want to hear it?
So, what? You spent all weekend writing a rap, and now you're trying to make me think that you're making it up on that spot?
No. It's off the top of my head. Check it.
No, no, no, no. If this is freestyle, I pick the topic. Bicycles.
Got it. This rap's dedicated to all the big-booty... Bicycles. [beatboxing] [singing] My name's Big Tasty, and my rhymes are shady
Come back to my crib and be my... Bicycle
Cause one not bicycle can't hold me down
I got to Have... Bicycles In every town
Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise
I love your neck, and I love your w... Wheels
What?
You know, you're fooling no one, right?
You just don't understand hip-hop. [walking out of her room clattering]
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