Mommy, I have a question. So, Lainey's going to ocean city over the weekend, and if you let me go, I will give you the best Snuggies of your life. [hugging her but not realizing it's Barry wearing a wig]
Get off! Don't touch me!
God! You've got to stop wearing that wig. I keep thinking you're mom.
What are you talking about? I look awesome.
Seriously, look at you. [showing Barry a compact mirror]
Nope. Don't see it.
Say "I have failed as a mother."
"I have failed as a mother." Adam, we're getting mohawks! [rushes off to him]
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