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The Gentlemen · Season 1, Episode 4

Susan "Susie" Glass, Edward "Eddie" Horniman and others in “An Unsympathetic Gentleman”

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

[at a pub] I’ve got a lot of time for your mum. Takes good care of herself. Good sense of humor. A little bit eccentric, but who isn’t?

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Just a little. So are you gonna talk to my neighbor, then?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I’ll take the meeting. See if it’s appropriate. At least someone did their due diligence.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Despite the, uh, few minor niggles we might’ve come across in the last couple of days, you actually came out on top.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

I don’t appreciate being shot at, Edward. In fact, and this may come as a shock to you, given my chosen career path, I actually make a point of avoiding being shot at, at all times. Having said that, I will admit you proved yourself useful in the end.

[sits at table] Oi, oi, love birds. Don’t mind me.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Hello, mate.

Fire in the hole. I’ve gotta get this straight, ’cause Blanket was making no sense. According to him, you had a spin on master chef over there and blew up a load of Nazis. With a fucking grenade.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

Nazi. Singular.

Now we have a rare art collection and two farms to set up. I take it all back. Suze, he’s a proper G.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

You’re a fucking idiot, Jack.

[raises glass] To Eddie, the grand duke of getting shit done.

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

Hmm, no, no, no. I’m not cheersing to that.

EHEdward "Eddie" Horniman

All right. Why don’t we cheers to looking in the envelope?

SGSusan "Susie" Glass

To looking in the envelope.

Whatever the fuck that means.

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