Nicholas Bell and John Clarke in “IOC Man”

And here’s that brief for the press conference for the launch of Australia’s Games tomorrow. You’ve got a rehearsal first thing in the morning.

Rehearsal?

The Channel Seven commentary team are going to be there dressed up as Shagger, Australia’s Gumnut Kangaroo.

All of them?

I think so.

Wilko?

Wilko’s its arse, I think.