John Clarke, Mr Wilson and others in “Robbo and the 100 Metres”

Mr Wilson. Do you know who is the current 100 metres all-comers Australian record holder?

Can I guess?

There's not much point in guessing.

Is he an African American?

He's not an African American, no.

Is he that Canadian from Jamaica?

No, he's not a Canadian from Jamaica.

I give up.

The 100-metre record in this country, Mr Wilson, is currently held by Bryan.

Bryan?

Yes.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

A new mark, Mr Wilson, set at a blistering session last Wednesday. I wish you'd been there. We were down there and we had a bet.

Was this wind assisted?

No, and we'd had a couple, and in my view Bryan is not in quite the nick he was in at the same stage of last season.