(Jazz pulls out a small thin book from his pocket)
I give you... The Hoodlum Pages. Okay, let's see here.
(Jazz flips through the pages)
Counterfeiters... Extortionists... Car Salesmen... Ah, here. Guys who take dives...
(Jazz hands Will the book and he scans the page.)
Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me, that this guy will let someone hit him ten times for $40?
Mention this ad and he'll throw in a head-butt.
Oh, okay, so this dude come down to the Peacock, stir up a little fray, I take him down and Lisa and everybody think I'm a hero. Aight, thanks, man. Hey, by the way, where'd you get this?
I stole it.
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