When confronting his former bully, Omar...
Listen, man, you've kicked me off this court for the last time!
I don't even remember kicking you off the first time.
You really don't remember me?
No.
Hey, can I borrow that ball? (he takes a basketball from one of Omar's friends) Let me give you a little hint. (he hits Omar in the head with the ball)
Oh, I remember you now. But I'm not like that anymore.
Really? You still look like that same bald-headed punk to me.
Oh, yeah, I remember you. You're the chicken sandwich guy.
I AM NOT A CHICKEN! My momma made me move. My momma made me move. I'd never leave Philly. I love it here.
So do I. That's why I started talking to the kids so that they won't make the same mistakes I did.
Will You sound like an after-school special. But that's not gonna do anything about my rep. (he gets in a fighting stance) Let's go right now and I'm not taking "no" for an answer.
You have no choice.
(He leaves. As he and his friends walk away, Will approaches the fence.)
Oh yeah? You so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund. And you're so ugly, that when you were born, the doctor slapped both your parents. And your mom, oh my goodness. She's like a doorknob, everybody's had a turn.
(Omar and his friends turn around.)
I guess the mom's the red button.
(Omar approaches Will.)
Alright, let's go. Come on. (He tucks his head with hands.)
Look, I know what you're trying to do, but I'm not going to hit you.
(get up) Then, I'll tell everyone you're a punk.
Be my guest.
What about your rep?
You see those guys? (points at his friends) That's my rep. Brother, you need to grow up.
(Omar and his friends leave. Will leaves the court and walks past a garbage can.)
Will!
(Will jumps, then sees Carlton, hiding in the can.)
Let me know if you need me.
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