(Will is speaking to Ashley and Hilary in the kitchen)
You know, I used to think the only reason to kill a man was self-defense, but I just spent 45 minutes in the Volvo with another reason.
(Carlton then walks into the kitchen dressed and acting like a mime)
What's wrong with him?
This idiot is taking a mime class.
(Carlton continues his mime act directly towards Will, pulling on a rope)
Carlton, get... I swear to God, Carlton, get away from me with this. Stop. Stop playing. Carlton, stop or I'll hang you with that rope!
(Carlton mimes himself being hanged by a rope)
All right, that's it. That's it.
(Will throws Carlton, out the kitchen into the garden and locks the kitchen door)
I was going to throw him out on the freeway... but you know the old saying: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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