Dr. Caitlin Snow quotes from The Flash

Caitlin

Cisco says I don't have a life.

Barry

You don't, do you?

Caitlin

I do! I cook and I eat and I read and I help you.

Barry

So what you saying is, you do everything that has nothing to do with having a life.

Caitlin

[smiling] You don't have to be rude about it.

Barry

Hey, I'm not doing any better than you. My social life consists of running at superhuman speed and Netflix.

Caitlin

We are quite the pair, Mr. Allen.

Barry

Yes, we are, Dr. Snow.

Barry

Every time I got close, she'd disappear. It was like we were playing a game of...

Caitlin

Peek-a-Boo. Come on, can't I name one?

Caitlin

Beta, Alpha, Theta, Delta - all your brain waves are perfectly in sync. The chances of that happening are next to impossible.

Barry

Impossible is just another Tuesday for us, remember?

Cisco

Yeah, but this is like some Twilight Zone level stuff. And I say that knowing full well that we have a guy locked up in our basement who can turn himself into poison gas.

Wait, really?

Cisco

Dude, that was like week three.

Caitlin

I had Ronnie, and then I lost him. Then I found him again, but he wasn't actually Ronnie. Then I got him back but just for a day until I lost him again.

Cisco

You guys are like 10 seasons of Ross and Rachel, but just, like, smushed into one year.

Caitlin

So Clyde Mardon has a brother?

Wells

And both brothers survived the plane crash, and then the dark matter released from the particle accelerator explosion affects them both in virtually the same way.

Barry

Yeah, only Mark's power seem to be a lot more precise. To be able to control the weather like that, indoors?

Cisco

You'd have to be a Weather Wizard. Ooh, I've been waiting since week one to use that one.

Caitlin

What if I came with you?

Cisco

What? Seriously?

Caitlin

Absolutely. You've done so much for me. Let me be there for you for a change. And I can look at old family photo albums and see what little Cisco looks like without long hair.

Cisco

I'm rescinding your invite.

Wells

What exactly are we waiting for, Ms. Smoak?

Felicity

Up there.

Caitlin

Is that a bird?

Cisco

It’s a plane.

Felicity

It’s my boyfriend.

Felicity

It is so fun to watch grown men play with their toys.

Caitlin

You're so lucky. Ray's so nice and smart and hot.

Felicity

Yeah, it's kind of like I'm dating Barry but in Oliver's body. A sentence you will never repeat to anyone.

Caitlin

Your secret's safe with me.

Caitlin

I don't understand. What do Dr. Wells and The Reverse-Flash have to do with each other?

Barry

Um... They're the same person.

Caitlin

That's impossible.

Barry

Look, Caitlin, it took me a long time too, but it's him.

Caitlin

Dr. Wells is a speedster? He's paralyzed.

Joe

Is he, though?

Caitlin

And why would he kill Barry's mother? It doesn't make any sense. Cisco. Say something.

Cisco

I've been having these dreams. Mostly at night, but sometimes during the day. But they don't feel like dreams. They... they feel real.

Barry

What happens in the dream?

Cisco

Dr. Wells is The Reverse-Flash. And... he kills me.

Cisco

"Flash missing. Vanished in crisis."

Barry

"After an epic street-battle with The Reverse-Flash, our city's very own Scarlet Speedster disappeared in an explosion of light."

Caitlin

Barry, look at the date.

Barry

April 25, 2024. Guys, when I fought The Reverse-Flash at Christmas, he said we'd be fighting for centuries.

Caitlin

Wait, you can't really think that this is from... the future.

Cisco

That would mean Dr. Wells, or whoever he is, is also...

Barry

From the future.

Cisco

I have to say, I'm really digging the brighter red suit. And the white on the symbol? That's dope. Wait a second. Suppose we now change the color on your suit. Will it be because we got the idea from this picture? That would mean we're living in a causal nexus. This - wow. This is so trippy. Like, Marty and the Polaroid trippy.

Caitlin

Not as trippy as the name on the byline.

Barry

Iris West-Allen?

Cisco

Mazel tov?

Hebrew. Ancient language of the Jewish people.

Barry

What happened to Grodd?

Caitlin

We don't know. After the Particle Accelerator exploded, I went down to check on him, and his cage was empty.

Joe

So he could have been affected by the same energy that hit Barry?

Cisco

When the dark matter hit Grodd, all the drugs and serums that Eiling injected him with could've activated. Maybe the Accelerator explosion created a meta-gorilla. I think we know what happens when a super-intelligent ape who's pissed off at humans escapes captivity.

Caitlin

Cisco's right about the first part.

Stein

The calculations. There is a danger.

Barry

I know. I'm ready to take the risk.

Stein

No, not just you, but to everyone. Wells didn't tell us everyone. Barry, even if you do reach the right speed, colliding with the hydrogen particle, there is a chance that explosion could create a singularity.

Caitlin

What's a singularity?

Cisco

A black hole.

Barry

We could destroy Central City.

Stein

For starters. If we create a singularity here and then cannot control it, we could be looking at a global catastrophe.

Cisco

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Caitlin

You and your entire family are criminals. Why should we trust anything you say?

[reveals scar] I didn't get this scar being a criminal.... I got it being a daughter.

Caitlin

You have coffee on your Earth, right?

Jay

I think coffee's the one constant thing in the multiverse.

Wells

Before I left Earth-2, I worked on a serum to dampen Zoom's speed. All we would need is for Ramon for a weapon to deliver it.

Caitlin

Oh, great, that could be this year's cold gun. Maybe another criminal can get it, and then we would have Sergeant Slow.

Cisco

I would never let that happen. Sergeant Slow is a terrible name.