Unlucky Alf in “Season One, Episode Three”

[Alf is walking to the bus-stop, as the bus approaches he begins to run, the bus does not stop]

Bugger, I missed it! I bloody knew that were going t' happen. I'm on me way t' British Legion Club, generally pop down every Tuesday afternoon. Have a game of cards, or perhaps some dominoes, usually lose at both, no surprises there, eh? Now I expect I'll be stood here all the bloody day waiting for another bus.

[another bus comes round the corner]

Crikey, there's a stroke o' luck, here's one now.

[the bus-stop sign falls down and hits Alf on the head, he falls to the ground and the bus does not stop]