[Alf walks in holding a parrot cage and places it on a table]
Unlucky Alf
I just bought meself a parrot, something to keep me company now that I'm on me own. Though knowing my luck it probbly wont say 'owt.
[he looks at the parrot, wo just stares right back and says nothing]
Unlucky Alf
Bugger!
[he sits down in his chair]
Parrot
Wanker...wanker!
Unlucky Alf
Bu...
Parrot
Wanker!
Unlucky Alf
B...
Parrot
Twat! Twat! Twat! You Twat! Twat!
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