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Renée and Roy in “Season One, Episode Four”

[Roy and Renée are on train, talking to man opposite, Roy eats a Kit-Kat]

Renée

Oh we’ve just come back from Paris in France, haven’t we Roy, we got off the train I said ohh it’s sooo Parisian, what did I say Roy?

Roy

It’s sooo Parisian

Renée

I mean French cuisine its the best in the world you know the chips are so thin and crispy, I said Roy we’ll come here again, what did I say Roy?

Roy

We’ll come here again.

Renée

And then we had some trouble at the hotel you know, we’d booked a room with a bath but when we got there it were a shower, I said to Roy call the concierge, what did I say Roy?

Roy

Call the concierge.

Renée

Which is French for hotel porter man. You know but Roy, he will not take a shower, he will not take a shower, because of his legs, why won’t you take a shower Roy?

Roy

Because of my legs

[man on train takes subtle look under the table at Roy’s legs]

Renée

So the concierge came down, he couldn’t have been nicer, he pretended not to understand at first like they do so we had to look it up in the bilingual book what the word for bath was and it was bain, what was it Roy?

Roy

Bain

Renée

So they moved us to a room with a bain, no bloody view from the fenetre, - I’m back in England but I can’t stop talking French, so I said to Roy we won’t let it spoil our holiday, what did I say Roy?

[Roy holds Kit Kat towards man on train]

Roy

Do you want bit of Kit-Kat?

[Renée slaps Roy's hand]

Renée

He doesn’t want any Kit-Kat- Roy!

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