Drew, Lewis and others in “Mr Louder's Birthday Party”

Drew

Come on, guys. I gotta leave in 15 minutes, I still haven't found anything nice to say about Mr. Louder.

Lewis

Oh, I got something. It says here he invented the word "sweatshop."

Drew

[incredulously] Really? Mr. Louder was a crusader for workers' rights.

Lewis

No, not exactly. He's quoted as saying, "I want to see my workers sweat so much in my shops, I can call them sweatshops, or maybe stink boxes. Oh hell, I don't care. I hate workers. Hey, where's my hat? I think I'm gonna be sick." Oh, he was a drinker, too.

Drew

Kate, you got anything about him?

Kate

Well, kind of. Did you know he invented the cubicle?

Drew

No way!

Kate

Yeah. Originally, it was a cage, but he experimented and found out you only need three walls and people are trapped in their minds.

Drew

Oh, my God, I can just walk out!