You were drunk? Oh no. What am I going to do with this ring? And I already broke up with Lisa. I told my mother. She was so happy. [Pretends to cry] How could you do this to me? I suppose the sex didn't mean anything to you either!
Drew?
Drew: [still fake crying] What?!
You had so much to drink you couldn't even get your eyelids up.
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