TCTobacco Company Executive
But Mr. Sherman, think of the children. If they don't have cigarettes, what'll they do after they have sex?
“Extras”
PPriest
I said questions, not wishes! I'm a priest not a genie!
JSJay's "inner child"
(On the phone) Jay, this is your inner child. I escaped and I just robbed a liquor store. Gotta go!
CTCuban TV Announcer
We'll be back after this word from toilet paper, now in "rough" and "not-so-rough."
AHAdolph Hitmaker
If you want the world to love you, you must be big and jolly like Santa Claus, or Rush Limbaugh.
CSChicken Shack employee
You want a piece of me, fat boy? I'll spork your ass!
DDressmaker
Oopsie, I swallowed a pin. That's gonna be a fun little journey.
From A Little Deb Will Do Ya
BMBribed Movie Critic
This movie is so good, it makes Hud look like C.H.U.D., and I loved C.H.U.D.
SESatoshi, the Eater of Souls
Cookie Puss, I will eat your soul.
NYNew York Post Editor
Now if you want to work here at the New York Post, you must know that we insert the following words into every headline: headless, nude, sewage, and governor. For instance, Subway Fares Raised becomes Headless Governor Found Nude in Subway Sewage.
MTMiranda Tompkins
What about the fares?
NYNew York Post Editor
You're fired.
From Dukerella
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