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New York Post Editor and Miranda Tompkins in “Extras”

New York Post Editor

Now if you want to work here at the New York Post, you must know that we insert the following words into every headline: headless, nude, sewage, and governor. For instance, Subway Fares Raised becomes Headless Governor Found Nude in Subway Sewage.

Miranda Tompkins

What about the fares?

New York Post Editor

You're fired.

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