Well, I can sink a $50 million musical using only the word "Crap"!
“Marty's First Date” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Jay Sherman (3)
Son, if there's one thing I know, it's how to read a woman. For example, that woman over there thinks I'm disgusting, and that woman thinks I'm Bigfoot! And that woman is wondering if she should call the cops to have me thrown out of the school.
(Singing to the opera tune Ride of the Valkyries) Give me your french fries! Give me your pot pies! I'll have a large size soft-serve ice cream!
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