Stephen Colbert quotes from The Colbert Report

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(5-13-2008) You put your left foot in. You take your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about. Who knew restless leg syndrome was so much fun? This Is the Colbert Report!

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(5-14-2008) Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give him a sub prime fish loan, you're in business buddy. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(5-15-2008) Good things come to those who wait. _______*Long Pause*_______ This Is the Colbert Report!

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(5-27-2008) We're starting summer hours here. Thank You and Good Night. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(5-28-2008) Tonight's show is brought to you by the number 1 and the letter Meee. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(5-29-2008) Early to bed and early to rise makes you a loser. Let's party all night long. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-2-2008) I saw "Sex and the City." Spoiler, she picks the Vivien Westwood dress. *mouths OMG* This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-3-2008) Time flies. Especially since I built a clock-a-pult. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-4-2008) Today is the first day of the rest of your life and it's already 11:30. What a waste. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-5-2008) I regret that I have but one life to give. I want more lives. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-9-2008) If you can't beat 'em, report 'em to Homeland Security. They will beat them for you. This is the Colbert Report!

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(6-10-2008) I'm Stephen Colbert, the most trusted name in the name of my show. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-11-2008) The heat wave's over, but I'm still smokin'! This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-16-2008) Have I told you, lately, that I love me. This Is the Colbert Report!

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(6-17-2008) Mark my words. Seriously, Mark, I need my words. Where's my script? This Is the Colbert Report!