Stephen(4-3-2008) It's not a recession, it's a correction. Correction, it's a recession. This Is the Colbert Report!
Played by Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report · 250 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Colbert Report: in 250 of its 250 quotes
Most scenes with: The Wørd (5)
Lines by Stephen Colbert 239
StephenStephen(4-7-2008) Remember the 80's? Then you're not part of my demographic. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-8-2008) Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-9-2008) There are 8 million stories in the naked city. Most would look better with their clothes on. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-10-2008) At the sound of the tone, the time will be; Tone Time *BOOP* This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-16-2008) Pennsylvania Cheer Leaders: *Give me a T* T *Give me a R* R *Give me a U* U *Give me a T* T *Give me a H* H. What does that Spell? (Audience: TRUTH!) Stephen: I KNEW IT! This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-21-2008) If I learned one thing from the Liberty Bell, it's that Crack is Wack. Stay in school kids. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-22-2008)You say Tomato? I say This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-23-2008) Nation, I'm really under the gun. Seriously, I stashed a pistol under my toupee. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-24-2008) The Truth shall set you free! Unless you killed somebody. In which case, tell the cops they were breathing when you left the room. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(4-29-2008) How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Limo. Limo. Limo. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(5-1-2008) I started my Kentucky Derby party early. I'm full of julep and I got a gun. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(5-5-2008) Happy Cinco de Mayo. Remember, tomorrow is a great day to buy a used Pinata. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(5-6-2008) Shouldn't it be "No we don't have any Bananas?" That's been bugging me for 75 years. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(5-12-2008) The price of stamps rose a penny. Sweet! I just made 20 cents on my pack of forever stamps. This Is the Colbert Report!
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