I've said it a million times: Romance languages lead to premarital sex.
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Chicks Dig Accents.
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We went to Iraq for one reason.
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WMDs?
No.
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9/11?
No.
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Someone Tried To Kill The President's Daddy?
Kind of.
Now, tragically, folks, we are illuminating more and more of the Dark Side every day. Now that indefinite detention, enhanced interrogation, and domestic spying are acceptable, it is getting harder and harder to find those things that we as Americans theoretically cannot bring ourselves to do.
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Vote?
You see, the Vice President knew that we cannot win this war if we go by the book.
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Or The Constitution.
You... you do whatever it takes. You go beyond what's legal. You go past what's acceptable.
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You Shoot A Man In The Face.
We need to return to the clarity of the good old days. Before there was any difference between Sunnis and Shi'ites.
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632 A.D.
Back when there were freedom fries, and our justification for war was three simple letters: W...M...D
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L...I...E
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