Stephen(07-02-2009) Next week, it's reruns. I'll still be here doing my show, but the cameras will be on vacation. This Is the Colbert Report!
Played by Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report · 250 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Colbert Report: in 250 of its 250 quotes
Most scenes with: The Wørd (5)
Lines by Stephen Colbert 239
StephenStephen(07-13-2009) A broken clock is right twice a day. So go out and get yourself 720 clocks. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-14-2009) Tonight's the all star game. Don't let the exciting game fool you. It's still Baseball. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-15-2009) Is this a wand in my pocket or am I just happy to see the new Harry Potter movie? This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-16-2009) The Sears Tower is now called the Willis Tower. Man, Bruce Willis is loaded. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-21-2009) It's all fun and games, 'til somebody loses an eye. Then the game becomes "find the eye". This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-22-2009) A mother's work is never done, which reminds me, "Mom, cue the theme music". This is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-27-2009) If anyone at Comic-Con found a pair of dark brown, pin-on Princess Leia buns with the initials S.C. — they're not mine, but you can send them here. This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(07-29-2009) Today's Colbert Club kids' activity, color in more of my hair! This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(December 09) Nation, no man is an island, but I have one hell of a peninsula! This Is the Colbert Report!
Stephen(January 19, 2010) "Apple is about to introduce their new iTablet. You're gonna wanna buy two of them, iMoses! This is The Colbert Report!"
Stephen(January 20, 2010) "Love means never having to say you're sorry. That's why I never apologize to my mirror. This is The Colbert Report!"
Stephen(January 21, 2010) "Never let them see you sweat. Especially in HD, 'cause it looks like a mudslide. This is The Colbert Report!"
Stephen(January 25, 2010) "Did you hear? I'm the new Quarterback of the Minnesota Vikings!. This is The Colbert Report!"
Stephen(January 27, 2010) "Seriously, I want an iPad . This is The Colbert Report!"
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