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S1 E15

The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Wally Farquhare, Audience member and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Arianna leaves as the audience gives an applause]

WFWally Farquhare

There, more like a cooler. Ooh. Am I right, fellas?

AMAudience member

No.

WFWally Farquhare

All right. Now it's time to play "Who can sit on a block of ice the longest?"

[the stage curtain opens to reveal Holt, Mr. Armstrong, Cleveland, Tim, Gordy and Angus]

WFWally Farquhare

Gentlemen, I wanna see a clean sit. No hop outs, sparts, or clenches. [points his gun in the air] Go. [shoots it] [everybody pull down their pants as they sit on a block of ice]

Uhh... Ohh, ohh.

No!

Roberta, go to your room.

(BLEEP) you. [Rallo: No, it's not, one of the together restaurants, you can watching Thomas and Friends we can know it.] [she walks away, while Cleveland is left sobbing] [during the drag race, a car crashes into Raymond, Tim and Arianna the Bear's stoner son. Raymond is in no pain, but the car is smashed up as if it hit a wall]

RRaymond

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. [passes out on the hood]

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