Yonk Allen and Duncan Carmello in “Unfinished Business”

[after finding out Duncan and his wife dated in high school] Hey, you know how she cries for no reason?

Yeah.

What are you supposed to do when that happens?

Just hold her and let her cry.

This is great! It's like finding an owner's manual. Oh, hey, did she make you say 'I love you' before you got off the phone?

Yeah, she did that.

It's every time! What's that about?

She's just afraid that something might happen, and she wants 'I love you' to be the last thing you say to each other.

Whoa, creepy.

Uh...

Oh, and what is up with her dad? Is he insane or something?

Heh, yeah, he's crazy, but don't tell her that or you'll have to hold her and let her cry.