Kat Warbler quotes from The Class

Kat Warbler

[about Joanne's stuff] Oh my God. You folded everything? Dude, she publicly humiliated you. Throw her stuff out of the window, burn it - -don't fold it like you work at The Gap.

Kat Warbler

I ate so many Skittles, I peed the rainbow!

Kat Warbler

Penguins are cute and all, but if you cooked one, I'd eat it.

Ethan Haas

After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.

Kat Warbler

The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.

Ethan Haas

You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?

Kat Warbler

[after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?

Ethan Haas

Look, look... it was obviously an accident. OK?

Kat Warbler

You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!

Kat Warbler

I think you're making a big mistake giving back this jacket.

Ethan Haas

Why's that?

Kat Warbler

Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.

Kat Warbler

[throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.

I'm sorry.

Ethan Haas

You know what? I'm not.

Kat Warbler

I don't think you're getting back together.

Ethan Haas

I don't think so. Oh wait.

Ethan Haas

This is for my lover.

Ethan Haas

Hi.

Hey.

Kat Warbler

Hiya!

Ethan Haas

Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.

Kat Warbler

I'm his lover.

Ethan Haas

She's not my lover!

Kat Warbler

Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?

Ethan Haas

Briefly...[to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] Why am I even talking...

Kat Warbler

Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover.

Ethan Haas

Not her lover! Not her lover!

Lina Warbler

[In a wheelchair, dressed as Franklin Delano Roosevelt for Halloween] Guess who I am!

Kat Warbler

Old-time lesbian?

Ethan Haas

[on the phone] How amazing was last night?

Kat Warbler

For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.

Ethan Haas

You slept with him?

Kat Warbler

Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!

Kat Warbler

Look, all I'm saying is he sounds like a guy who doesn't like you as much as you like him.

Lina Warbler

Ugh, yes he does!

Kat Warbler

Ok, you always say that... and then when they dump you you're like, "Oh my God! I can't believe he stole my Jetta!

Lina Warbler

[hesitating] Uh... that one did come as a shock.

Kat Warbler

You're up early.

Ethan Haas

Just going for a run.

Kat Warbler

You know, you die either way.