Ethan Haas quotes from The Class

Ethan Haas

After our call, I assumed you weren't coming.

Kat Warbler

The deal is - we can leave in 20 minutes if it sucks.

Ethan Haas

You're just a big bag of sunshine, aren't ya?

Kat Warbler

[after Richie admits he ran over Lina] You ran over my sister?

Ethan Haas

Look, look... it was obviously an accident. OK?

Kat Warbler

You're right, you're right, you're right. It's not his fault at all. No, I mean, if only they could put a reflective surface inside the car so you could see what's behind you!

Ethan Haas

It's cheesy... it's gay

That's how we roll

Kat Warbler

I think you're making a big mistake giving back this jacket.

Ethan Haas

Why's that?

Kat Warbler

Because I love it and I'm your new best friend.

Kat Warbler

[throws him back his ex's jacket] No idea.

I'm sorry.

Ethan Haas

You know what? I'm not.

Kat Warbler

I don't think you're getting back together.

Ethan Haas

I don't think so. Oh wait.

Ethan Haas

This is for my lover.

Ethan Haas

Hi.

Hey.

Kat Warbler

Hiya!

Ethan Haas

Um Joanne this is Kat, Kat this is Joanne.

Kat Warbler

I'm his lover.

Ethan Haas

She's not my lover!

Kat Warbler

Was I not naked in your apartment yesterday?

Ethan Haas

Briefly...[to Joanne] but it wasn't... [to Kat] Why am I even talking...

Kat Warbler

Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover.

Ethan Haas

Not her lover! Not her lover!

Ethan Haas

[on the phone] How amazing was last night?

Kat Warbler

For me, not so amazing. He's boring. His stories were boring. I couldn't stand him. The sex wasn't bad though.

Ethan Haas

You slept with him?

Kat Warbler

Yeah, and I gotta say, for a mountain climber, he spends a lot of time at base camp!

Kat Warbler

You're up early.

Ethan Haas

Just going for a run.

Kat Warbler

You know, you die either way.