Chris Taylor, Craig Reucassel and others in “Unfinished Business”

Craig, I’m not myself tonight.

What’s wrong?

I’m going out of my mind. I’m cracking up.

What is it?

Well, you know how there’s that new show on Channel Ten called ‘Everybody Hates Chris’? Every time I see its name on billboards or in TV guides, it really makes me paranoid. I think it’s always referring to me. I think everybody hates me.

Don’t be paranoid, Chris, everyone does hate you.

Get stuffed.