[enters Carl and CJ's room, covering his ears from hearing Carl play the bassoon; squawks] Make it stop!
No can do, I need to learn the bassoon to get into the junior band. Actually, you know what? I think I'm holding it upside down.
You? School spirit? [squawks] What do you got cooking?
The perfect plan. [takes out a diagram] I'll play with the band at the halftime show, and as soon as they're done, I'll launch into a DJ set.
[takes the diagram out of his hand] It's devious, mischievous. [sheds happy tears] I'm so proud of you. And it's a great chance for me to sell your merch. I keep %10 bassoon away.
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