Alright you two, you're up.
[Squawks] You got it! [He and Sancho take the stroller in Irving’s direction] A lovely day for a stroll. Aw, coochie coochie coo, little baby. [Said baby is a watermelon with a face drawn on; casually pushes the stroller away, pretends to panic] Oh, no! Our baby!
Do not fear! I'll save your baby! [Chases the stroller into the skatepark, where he slips on an unattended board, falls into the pit, and lands with a faceplant on the other side. Carl doesn't see a stroller come from the other direction and does a rail grind, falls into the pit and takes off in the direction Carl was running to, Carl chases after it] Stop! Stop! [Offscreen a kite catches the stroller and carries it the other way] Hey, get back here, kite! That stroller is mine!
[Carl grabs on, and goes flying with the kite and the stroller]
[Getting impatient] Jeez, sweetums, where is our baby?
[Carl flies behind them, and then gets stuck in a tree. Meanwhile, the kite brings the stroller safely back to where it started]
Holy Toledo, that kite saved that baby!
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