Sergio, Baby Egret #1 and others in “Unfinished Business”

Time to hit the hay. [notices an incubated nest on the roof] Bed on the roof? Don't mind if I do. [dives into the nest] So warm. [shakes his feet and falls asleep, not noticing two eggs in there and start hatching; wakes up the next morning, groggily by little chirps] Where's the snooze button? [hits the two baby egrets on the heads and they bite his wing] OW! What in the world?! [realizes] Sorry. Didn't mean to nest crash. Gotta go. [chuckles as he starts to walk away and the two egret chicks suddenly wrap themselves around his legs] Oh, no, you don't. [shakes them off but they return and start copying his moves] Hey, what's the big idea?

Mama!

Mama!

[aghast in horror] Oh, no, you got the wrong guy!

Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.

[backing away to the wall] Nope. Not your mama! Sergio out! [flies through the apartment’s window and closes it behind him] Phew. That was weird.

Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama.

[squawks in panicked shock seeing they beat him] Leave me alone! [tries to fly away as the baby egrets bounce after him and cling to his leg] ¡Híjole! Get these things off of me! [bumps into the apartment door, flies into the kitchen and bursts out of the windows, as Rosa enters with a bag of groceries] Stop! Back, tiny beasts!

[jump onto Sergio's head] Mama. Mama.

[awed] How darling! Hola, pajaritos.

You like 'em? Take 'em. [pulls the egrets off his leg]

Sergio, those adorable little bebés think you're their mama.

Mama.

Good for them. [starts to fly away]

[grabs Sergio by the tail] Oh, no, you don't. Do you even know where their mama is? They can't survive on their own. Porbrecitos.

I am not their mama! Sergio out! [starts to fly away again, but Rosa grabs him again by the tail with her muscular arm] Hey!

[threatningly] Sergio Casagrande, you will take care of these sweet pajaritos until they can take care of themselves.

I don't take care of anyone but myself. That's how I like it. I'm free as a bird. Ooh, breakfast crackers. [dives in the grocery bag]

[pulls Sergio out of the bag] If you don't take care of them, I don't take care of you. [drops him in the bag]

No snacks? That's just cruel. Fine, let's just get this over with. [One baby egret starts drooling; disgusted] Ew, this one's leaking.