Bobby! Bobby, where are you?! Come on out, you can't hide forever!
[Enters the room, while Greg is looking under the bunk bed] Hey Greg, what are you doing down here?
[Emerges] Looking for Bobby, I'm gonna clobber him!
What... [Laughs] Hey, do you know your hair is orange? [Greg fumes] What happened?
Bobby's hair tonic!
You sure could be a stand-out student at graduation! [Laughs]
Very funny. [Leaves the room, goes to the girls' room] Has either of you seen Bobby?
Greg! What happened to your hair?
Bobby's hair tonic!
Bobby's hair tonic? You mean you actually bought some of that junk?
Only because I felt kinda sorry for him. But now I really feel sorry for him, 'cause he's about to have a fatal accident!
[The girls laugh]
[Pretends to offer Greg her orange sweater] Greg, do you want to borrow this for your graduation? It will match your hair!
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