[Mike and Carol are trying to plan a dinner party, and arrive home with groceries]
Well, six shopping carts full. I think that's a new record.
Yeah, but you got to admit, the smorgasbord is a pretty good idea. We have got enough food to feed all our friends, their relatives, their houseguests, plus any last minute drop-ins.
Even the drop-ins can bring their drop-ins.
[Walks in] Looks like you've got plenty of smorgas for the bord.
There's still more smorgas in the car.
Hey Alice, were there any calls while we were out?
Just one, the school called to give you the date of Cindy's television show.
Oh good.
When is it?
I'll give you a hint: we're going to be eating this stuff a long long time.
Alice, you don't mean.
I do mean.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, naturally, the 10th. The night of our party.
I'll get the rest of the stuff out of the car. [leaves]
You know, I don't believe it. First, we're gonna invite a couple of friends over, barbecue steaks, then we change to a Mexican dinner so we can invite more people, so I cancel the steaks, I run all over town in search of authentic Mexican food. But then, we switch to a smorgasbord, so we can have friends and friends of friends and uncles and relatives and assorted drop-ins. But now, I have got enough Mexican food to feed every guitar player in Guadalajara, and I corner the market on herring. And now, I find out that we are having a party for 26 people on the 10th, and the only people who aren't gonna be here are us.
[Applauds] That was a wonderful soliloquy, Hamlet. Are you finished?
Yes.
Uh, maybe you better go help Alice get the rest of the things out of the car. [Mike leaves] Poor dear.
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