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The Brady Bunch · Season 1, Episode 15

Mike and Jan in “Unfinished Business”

Jan? Sit down, honey. Jan? Is there something you must explain to me?

What, Dad?

Well, when we had that picture taken, you didn’t have your glasses yet.

I didn't?

No, you didn't. That cannot be the same picture. Can it?

It isn’t, Dad. But it wasn’t the other kids’ fault. I ruined the first one because I wasn’t wearing my glasses. I ran into it on my bike in the garage.

Jan? You are very lucky you ran into the picture. You would've run into something much worse — like a car.

I’m sorry, Dad. I’ll wear my glasses from now on whenever I’m supposed to, I promise.

Oh yeah? Well, for a little reminder, I am afraid I am going to have to ground you. For two weeks, no bicycle.

Can you make it something else? You can’t ground me from riding my bicycle!

Oh yes. I am afraid that I can.

Well, you see, I do not have a bicycle anymore. I sold it to pay for the new photograph.

Well, okay. I guess that is punishment enough.

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