[chuckles] Tough guy, my ass.
What?
You, your whole bit. This whole "guts and glory" thing. What a fucking joke. I read your classified file. Your brother won a Silver Star for bravery at Anzio, and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials. Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory, making you look all the more feeble in comparison.
You don't know shit about me.
Really? I know that when they tried to inject you with the V, you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table. And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy that you are. They gave you the world, and you? You deserve nothing.
[Soldier Boy stands by as Homelander walks into a small chamber]
[sighs] Oh, Christ. What's this shithole now?
[Soldier Boy shuts the door while Homelander isn't looking and turns the wheel to lock him inside the chamber]
What are you doing?!
[Soldier Boy bends the wheel with his bare hands and tears it off the door]
[sarcastically] Oh, well done. I'll be out of here in 30 seconds!
Maybe. Maybe not.
[Soldier Boy pulls down a lever to open a radioactive valve. Homelander's face immediately starts blistering from the radiation.]
It's enriched uranium. They'd stick us Supes in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb. Now, for a normal joe, they'd be dead in minutes. But for you, it's a stomach flu. Good luck, though, getting out of a Supe-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
[Homelander fails to kill Soldier Boy by lasering him. He punches the glass as Soldier Boy walks off.]
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go destroy any V1 that I find, you Triple Crown cock jockey.
Why?
You don't get it, do you? How much I can't fucking stand you.
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