Ashley, Sister Sage and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ashley

[enters elevator with Sage] Listen. I know you're the smartest woman on Earth–

Sister Sage

Smartest person.

Ashley

Let me give you some advice. You know, girls supporting girls. You cannot talk to Homelander like that.

Sister Sage

I'm telling him the truth. You're so afraid of him, you've plucked yourself bald. If I were you, I'd make myself useful. You know, get some lactation going, let him suck on those titties before you end up like Madelyn Stillwell.

The Deep

Oh, Ashley, hey. What's up? Just the girl boss I wanted to see. I've been looking everywhere for you. Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save. I wanna talk to you about something. I have this idea. [clears throat] Okay, so what if–and just hear me out on this–what if I was there? That's it. That's the pitch.

Ashley

Hmm. You wanna join a family-friendly PG save? While PETA still has you on their bestiality watchlist? [smiling] I swear to God. Stupid people who think they're smart make me want to eat my own shit!

Sister Sage

Why do you let her talk to you like that?

The Deep

She's just a bitch. It's probably that time of the month. It's like a full moon thing, isn't it?

Sister Sage

You're a genetically superior being, and she's the evolutionary equivalent of a capybara.

The Deep

Cappuccino…?

Sister Sage

It's a giant rodent from South America.

The Deep

Oh.

Sister Sage

You're better than her. Act like it. [pause; elevator doors open] And you should be at the save. It's a good idea. [walks out of elevator]

The Deep

Thank you.