[Hughie is surprised to see M.M. setting up his desk in the Boys' Flatiron Building office]
The prodigal son returns.
What the fuck? Hey, man. [laughs as M.M. hugs him] Yeah… Wait. Wait, are you… Are you back?
We'll see.
Don't get me wrong. I'm happy, but are–are you sure?
[sees the bloody bandage on Hughie's hand] What the fuck happened here, kid? You jacking off with razors again?
You know, you should see the other guy. The other guy's my penis.
[laughs] I missed you, kid.
I missed you, too, man. [pause; notices Butcher staring at him and sighs] Look, I know what you're gonna say, and I just–
No. No, mate. I'm just chuffed to have all the Boys back under the same roof, alright?
Really?
Yeah. [to Frenchie and M.M.] I mean, there he was, right? In his fancy pants, lordin' it over us like the viceroy of Vought Square, eh? And that whole time, he weren't nothin' but a Supe's bootlick.
Yeah.
That, my son, is a Lifetime Achievement at the Cunt of the Year Awards, innit?
Yeah, it is. It is a Lifetime Achievement. [Butcher laughs] Are you done?
No, mate. I am just gettin' started, believe you me.
Great. Listen, we need to get Ryan somewhere safe. Vicky knows where she is because we fucking told her, which means Stan Edgar knows, too.
Yeah, one step ahead. Colonel's already done a runner with the boy. They're well outta sight. In fact, we were gonna pay 'em a little visit.
We are?
Monsieur Charcutier, I cannot go. I have a matter of great importance.
Oh, I'm sorry. I must've forgot to run it by your bleedin' secretary!
It's an emergency!
I–I'll go instead.
Nah, you skive off today, and that congresswoman might split your pretty little buns.
Yeah, thought of that. Uh, Kimiko. [pause; Kimiko removes her headphones] Kimiko, hi. Can you please… break my arm? Vicky will smell it if I fake being sick, so it's gotta be real, and it's gotta last for days.
[laughing] Fuckin' hell, Hughie!
At least take something for the pain. I got opium. [tosses prescription bottle to Hughie]
Government employees can't fail a piss test. [tosses prescription bottle back to Frenchie; to Kimiko] Let's just get this over with, okay? Just do it pretty fast.
[Kimiko takes Hughie's left arm and prepares to twist it]
Hold on. Hold up, hold up. Have a seat, please. Only been here three minutes, and it's already The Bold and the Batshit. [puts garbage bag on Hughie's lap] Alright, go ahead.
[Kimiko places one hand on Hughie's shoulder and the other near his wrist]
Nah, nah, nah! [points at Hughie's forearm] Right here. Clean break, no permanent damage.
[takes a deep breath] Yeah? [pause; Kimiko nods] One, two–
[Kimiko snaps Hughie's arm, making him scream in pain. Butcher calmly watches while drinking his tea.]
WHAT THE SHIT?!
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