[The newest member of The Seven, Stormfront, livestreams to her fans on Instagram while Homelander and Queen Maeve are filming a military promo.]
Here I go, guys! Wish me luck! Oh, FYI, not a real base. [pans phone camera around the film set] As if Homelander and Maeve are gonna eat MREs and piss in a ditch with the rest of the grunts.
Uh, hey. Yeah, hi. We're filming right now. Excuse me.
Also, you might recognize "Army Boy" as Hotel Clerk #2…
Hello, excu–! Okay…
…from "The Devil's Breath" episode of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders.
Well, hello.
Oh, my God, hi! My nana's your biggest fan. I'm Stormfront.
Great.
Oh, right, yeah. From Seattle, right?
Uh... [giggles] Portland, actually, Your… Highness. [pause; stares at Homelander] Holy shit! Your eyes are really fuckin' blue up close!
[laughs] You are fun. It's been a hoot, but we got work to do, [to Maeve] so let's get back to it.
Oh, totally. They just wanted me to meet you.
Who?
Oh, the boys on 82. I'm the new girl.
Wait. What are you talking about?
Oh, hi. I'm in The Seven, replacing Translucent. God bless his soul. Ink's barely dry, but uh… Yeah, reporting for duty. Fuck, yeah.
No, I don't think that this is–It's not true. [to Homelander] I don't know anything about this.
Wow. Well, uh… Stormfront, who delivered the good news?
Oh, uh... Mr. Edgar? The big guy?
[Homelander is seething underneath his frozen smile. He stammers as he tries to hold back his anger.]
Wonderful. Great. [claps] Alright, great!
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