Homelander. Wow, you're… It's–It's an honor, sir.
Wait, hold on. You can tell it's me?
Mm-hmm!
[laughs] Wow! That's–That's impressive!
You don't need super eyes when you have super ears.
Can I just say, that is amazing. And you, my friend, are a true hero. Not because of what you do for a job, but… [sighs] well, because of what you've overcome.
Thank you. That means everything coming from you.
Aw, stop it. Come on. Hey, guys, I just have one question if that's okay.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Alright, so… What happens if, I don't know, I do this?
[Homelander claps his hands over Blindspot's ears, piercing his inner ear canal. He drops to the floor, screaming and bleeding from his ears.]
And now you're just another useless fuckin' blind guy. [shakes his head] This must be some kind of a joke. [turns to Ashley] Ashley, what made you think I would ever allow a cripple into The Seven?! [sees Ashley staring at Blindspot in utter horror] For fuck's sakes, Ashley! Don't look at him! Look at me! ASHLEY! LOOK AT ME!
Sorry.
Let's get one thing straight. The only reason you're here and not doing corporate PR for fucking DivaCups is that I brought you here. You are dispensable, which means you answer to me.
Okay, okay.
From now on, I will set my own agenda. I'll approve my own marketing and write my own talking points. You will tell me everything that goes on on the 99th floor. And I mean everything. Every call, email, group chat. If a fucking light bulb goes out, you will tell me. And Ashley… in no fucking way do you decide who goes in The Seven. I decide.
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