Huey?
HHuey
Yeah?
I don't like losin'.
HHuey
Well, then stop beatin yourself.
Huey?
HHuey
Yeah?
You still a bitch! (laughs)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
RFRobert "Granddad" Freeman
I've seen that raggedy piece of shit house. That nigga ain't lost that damn much.
Everybody knows that New Orleans Niggas is grime-y!"
NNique
(walks by) "Yup, thanks wotey"
"That's my hat!"
JSJericho's Mother
The Lord will provide another lamp!!! Praaaaiiise JESSSSUSSS!!!!!
I hate jazz music, sounds like a long car wreck with a bunch of cats!
Ever hear of that movie, When The Levees Broke? I got me a documentary called 'When Are The Levees Gonna Break Again?
RFRobert "Grandad" Freeman
I'm sorry the levees broke but if they don't get their black asses out of here, I'm gonna be broke.
I got a dog named Levee and every time it rains I kick him.
JJericho
Come on Robert, what would mama say it she knew you were kickin' out your family?
RFRobert "Granddad" Freeman
SHE'D SAY GET THEM BROKE-ASS NIGGAS THE FUCK OUT!!!
Jericho's mother (praying for Robert Freeman as a pipe organ plays in the background): I ask You to bless him, Lord, and keep providing for him, Lord, so that he may keep providing for us, Lord! JESUS!!!! Amen! As we walk in Your glory...
RFRobert "Grandad" Freeman
GET OFF OF ME WOMAN!!!
Bitch, this all you got?!! Three dollars and a prepaid cellphone with only two fucking minutes left on it?!!
Hey there Robert! I'd offer to help you with your bags, but you a coon!
Ain't nobody talking while I'm talking, so shut the fuck up! My name is Uncle Ruckus and I will be nigga-sitting you two until your grandfather returns. Your granddad had picked me cause I am a licensed zoologist. I have studied a variety of wild animals and the African male, if by far, is the most savagely cunning. This is an opportunity to observe you niggas in your natural habitat and collect data. But be warned, whatever nigga trickery you got up your sleeve does not affect me!
HHuey
I'm not gonna fight you, I'm grounding you!
Ground me? What is this? Family Ties? Nigga, you can't ground me!
HHuey
I just did. Don't leave the house.
(under breath) This nigga musta lost it! I wanna know what this nigga be smokin' on! Shoot. Talkin' about I'm grounded. I'm Young Reezy! I goes where I wants'ta go.
HHuey
Your grounded.
(After being drop-kicked) You better have eyes in the back of yo' head, nigga.
HHuey
I have supreme authority while Granddad's away!
You got supreme authority over these nuts, nigga!
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